Hire Me, Jimmy Fallon! » Slumdog Millionaire http://hiremejimmyfallon.com Lex Friedman's quest to get a job writing for Late Night. Sat, 19 Dec 2009 13:40:34 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Jokes for Show #31 http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/2009/04/jokes-for-show-31/ http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/2009/04/jokes-for-show-31/#comments Mon, 20 Apr 2009 21:02:14 +0000 Lex Friedman http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/?p=142 It’s another Monday, and time to write a few more jokes for Jimmy. I should also note that HireMeJimmyFallon.com scored a shout-out from BuzzFeed. Jimmy, if BuzzFeed loves me, shouldn’t you?

  • Over the weekend, Madonna fell off a horse. Meanwhile, Lindsay Lohan fell off the wagon. No, I’m only kidding. Lindsay Lohan didn’t fall off the wagon — she was never on it!
  • Veterinarians were reportedly alarmed when they examined the horse that Madonna fell from. Yeah, it was the first time in history that a horse’s ass fell off a horse. That’s serious.
  • The woman arrested for trespassing outside Britney Spears’ Los Angeles home now says that she was just working on a new documentary film, and isn’t a stalker at all. The documentary is apparently called, “Yes I’m A Crazy Stalker.”
  • British press reported that the father of the nine-year-old girl who starred in Slumdog Millionaire tried to sell her to an undercover reporter for $300,000. Yeah, now starring in Scumbag Millionaire.
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