Jokes for Show #60

Posted by Lex Friedman on Jun 5, 2009

The jobless rate has hit 9.4% here in the US. I’d tell you more, but we fired the cue card guy.
Susan Boyle has left a clinic where she was being treated for exhaustion. Meanwhile, I’m entering a clinic for people exhausted of hearing about Susan Boyle.
A Spanish newspaper printed photos of Italy’s prime minister hanging out naked with a bunch of also-naked women. Hey, remember when WE were the country everyone laughed at?

Jokes for Show #44

Posted by Lex Friedman on May 14, 2009

A new study has found that the air in Spain is polluted with airborne cocaine. The study also says that when you’re walking around in Spain now, you can literally see the music, man. Whoa.
Google turned into an incredible porn star earlier today. Yeah, you didn’t hear? Yep, Google went down for more than hour.
Rob Lowe and his former nanny have dismissed their lawsuits against each other. But you know, if you say that the right way, and picture Rob Lowe and a super hot nanny while you say it, it’s pretty sexy: “Rob Lowe and his former nanny have… dismissed their lawsuits… AGAINST each other.” Awww, yeah.