Hire Me, Jimmy Fallon! » Susan Boyle http://hiremejimmyfallon.com Lex Friedman's quest to get a job writing for Late Night. Sat, 19 Dec 2009 13:40:34 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Jokes for Show #105 http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/2009/09/jokes-for-show-105/ http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/2009/09/jokes-for-show-105/#comments Sat, 05 Sep 2009 02:31:49 +0000 Lex Friedman http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/2009/09/jokes-for-show-105/ Susan Boyle’s new album reached the top of Amazon’s charts. The album cover is reportedly hideous, but it’s what’s inside that counts.

YouTube is reportedly planning to start offering movie rentals. Which is great news, because I’ve been waiting and waiting for “Cat falls off window” to come out on DVD.

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  • The jobless rate has hit 9.4% here in the US. I’d tell you more, but we fired the cue card guy.
  • Susan Boyle has left a clinic where she was being treated for exhaustion. Meanwhile, I’m entering a clinic for people exhausted of hearing about Susan Boyle.
  • A Spanish newspaper printed photos of Italy’s prime minister hanging out naked with a bunch of also-naked women. Hey, remember when WE were the country everyone laughed at?
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  • Susan Boyle ended up losing Britain’s Got Talent, and ended up admitting herself to a clinic for exhaustion. I’m not sure why she’s so tired. Probably from running through my mind all day. Where she was being chased with pitchforks and torches.
  • An Air France jet disappeared earlier today. The Smoke Monster is wanted for questioning.
  • Earlier today, Dick Cheney came out in favor of gay marriage, and said explicitly that there was no link between 9/11 and Saddam Hussein. Also today: Hell froze over.
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