Hire Me, Jimmy Fallon! » tanning http://hiremejimmyfallon.com Lex Friedman's quest to get a job writing for Late Night. Sat, 19 Dec 2009 13:40:34 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9 en hourly 1 Jokes for Show #88 http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/2009/07/jokes-for-show-88/ http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/2009/07/jokes-for-show-88/#comments Thu, 30 Jul 2009 01:50:08 +0000 Lex Friedman http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/?p=318
  • A new report out this week concluded that tanning beds are extremely harmful. This came as truly shocking news to morons everywhere.
  • Jennifer Love Hewitt is begging for a role in the movie Twilight. Meanwhile, comedian Dane Cook is begging for a role in Jennifer Love Hewitt. Well, can you blame him?
  • Congressional Democrats have reportedly reached an agreement on upcoming health care legislation. Now they just need to wait for approval from their primary care physician. So we should have that law in, oh, three months.
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