Hire Me, Jimmy Fallon! » The Apprentice http://hiremejimmyfallon.com Lex Friedman's quest to get a job writing for Late Night. Sat, 19 Dec 2009 13:40:34 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Jokes for Show #41 http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/2009/05/jokes-for-show-41/ http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/2009/05/jokes-for-show-41/#comments Tue, 12 May 2009 00:24:16 +0000 Lex Friedman http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/?p=192 Past 40. Jimmy — call me already! And more specifically, hire me!

  • Joan Rivers won Donald Trump’s “Celebrity Apprentice.” Which was an interesting wrinkle.
  • Did you see the new Star Trek movie this weekend? Yeah? You nerd. The good news is, the movie took in almost $80 million this weekend, so you’re not alone. Well, you were alone AT the movie theater, but so was everyone else.
  • The White House today said that the federal budget deficit will reach nearly $2 trillion next year, the highest amount ever. It’s those darn predatory lenders!
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