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Jokes for Show #4
Posted by Lex Friedman on Mar 5, 2009
- Terrell Owens was cut by the Dallas Cowboys today. Apparently, they couldn’t find a helmet that fit him.
- A report out today suggests that Sarah Palin’s sex appeal may have hurt John McCain. I’m not sure which PART of him got hurt though. No, but seriously, if massive sex appeal can be a negative, then (flirtatiously) I’m a little worried about my ratings on this show.
- Ten insurance workers in New Jersey will share a $216 million lottery jackpot. At the end of the day, though, they’ve still spent years living as insurance workers in New Jersey, so this story has no winners.
- In London today, Michael Jackson announced his farewell 10-concert series. The King of Pop is now 50-years-old, but you’re only as young as the children you feel. (Or: The King of Pop is now 50-years-old, but he still has the heart of a young boy. And a young boy.)
- A new version of the popular video game Rock Band devoted to the music of The Beatles was announced today. As a bonus feature, if you play any of the songs backwards, Paul McCartney dies.