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Jokes for Vacation Day #2

Posted by Lex Friedman on Apr 7, 2009

Jimmy’s still off. I spent 11+ hours on air travel today, but I’m still devoted to giving him jokes that he simply can’t use. That’s dedication. Or insanity. Or both.

  • Jessica Simpson says she doesn’t mind that Eminem makes fun of her for gaining weight in one of his new songs. At least, we think that’s what she said. It was hard to understand her with the cheeseburger in her mouth.
  • Vermont is the latest state to legalize gay marriage. Vermont, of course, has reportedly been dating New Hampshire on the sly for months.

Okay, I’m tired and jet lagged. Forgive me. Hilarity will re-ensue tomorrow.

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