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Jokes for Show #48
Posted by Lex Friedman on May 20, 2009
- Michael Jackson is delaying some of his shows planned for later this year until 2010. He’s hoping to give some of his best fans — and future close friends — time to be born.
- A Texas 13-year-old has won the National Geography Bee. That boy will never be lost. Much like his virginity.
- Wayne Allwine, the man who provided the voice of Mickey Mouse for more than 30 years, has passed away. But the good news is, they finally did it. They finally built a better mousetrap.