Hire Me, Jimmy Fallon! » water http://hiremejimmyfallon.com Lex Friedman's quest to get a job writing for Late Night. Sat, 19 Dec 2009 13:40:34 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Jokes for Show #38 http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/2009/05/jokes-for-show-38/ http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/2009/05/jokes-for-show-38/#comments Wed, 06 May 2009 21:24:08 +0000 Lex Friedman http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/?p=182
  • Amazon today introduced a new, larger version of their Kindle e-book reader. Amazon is really like the opposite of Apple, right? iPods keep getting smaller and smaller, and Amazon’s new feature is to make the Kindle… bigger. Apparently, though, Apple got inspired, and released this picture of the new iPod Man-o:

    • Giant Stereo

    • Paula Abdul today admitted for the first time that until very recently, she suffered from an addiction to painkillers. In a related story, today, water admitted that it is wet.
    • Kiefer Sutherland had a run-in with police last night, after he reportedly head-butted a fashion designer, breaking his nose. The preceding took place between Beer #7 and Beer #8.
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