Hire Me, Jimmy Fallon! » yachts http://hiremejimmyfallon.com Lex Friedman's quest to get a job writing for Late Night. Sat, 19 Dec 2009 13:40:34 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9 en hourly 1 Jokes for Show #8 http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/2009/03/jokes-for-show-8/ http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/2009/03/jokes-for-show-8/#comments Thu, 12 Mar 2009 01:25:57 +0000 Lex Friedman http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/?p=54
  • The producers of “Sesame Street” are cutting 20 percent of its work force because of the recession. The severance package for fired employees includes two weeks’ pay, and a free toy: Bend Over And Take It Elmo.
  • Forbes reported today that the world’s billionaires are feeling the impact of the recession just like the rest of us. Apparently, they’re now buying generic yachts.
  • Two teachers in Pennsylvania have been accused of having sex with the same thirteen-year-old boy. BY the boy.
  • Apple today released a new iPod shuffle, and the button-less device actually talks to you. Which is good, because if you buy such a pretentious iPod, no one else will.
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